Searching for the Missing Piece of the Puzzle

Many of the players from the Shockers have been sitting around losing a lot of wood from being out of action (both on the ice and in the bedroom) for the past 3 weeks...so much that some have been heard making statements that they possibly forgot how to play hockey.

Captain and pony-tailed phenom commented on the situation: "...it has been pretty tough to keep motivated when you see other teams playing and we're kind of just chilling on the sidelines dicking out."

"Criss... j'ai perdu plein d'bois!" added Marc "The Claw" Boucher.

Despite being sidelined so that the league can catch the newly added Expos up to speed, some Shockers have been discovering other activities to keep them in shape.

"Sex!" announced notorious panty wetter, Nick "Double D" Sullo.

"I like picking apples and drinking beer," added Francois "El Pene de Diablo" Hamelin.

The Shockers will be once again juggling the lines around to try snap the scoring drought of the second line. However, nothing is expected to change for the Stevens-Godard-Ducharme line, there still remains a missing piece to the puzzle for Sullo and Kastrounis to find their scoring touch. Thus far, most of the Shockers production has come from the Stevens-Godard-Ducharme line or from the defense, with the exception of the game Steve Diabo was introduced to the Sullo-Kastrounis duo.

"We need a guy like Steve to come in and help out, but we can't rely on one guy everytime. Everyone needs to work and give 110%," commented new-comer Dwayne Pilon.

"We all know this stuff happens, I mean Nick had a great season in the summer, he put a lot of numbers up. In the summer, I had dick all for points, made me pretty soft but I'm glad I found the back of the net's throat with my shot this season. It will turn around for Nick and Kosta, they just got to keep running and keep digging," lectured Andrew "the Shit Show" Stevens.

The Shockers look to bounce back after their 8-4 loss to FW on Monday when they take on the Chiefs. A new face will be added to the dressing roster and will mark his NABHL debut, Dfek, looks to mix things up for the Shockers line-up.