Player Profile: Jeff Jasmin

Name: Jefferson Jasmin
Born: June 7 1977, Saint-Bernard-De-Michaudville
6’2” Weight 225
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Jeff was born in a small community, roughly an hour drive north of Montreal. With less then 500 resident, everybody knew each other, a tightly knit community and no need to say that black people we’re not a majority in that area. [Jeff] “The classic story, only black family in a town of crackers…”. His dad, Dany Laferrière-Jasmin showed Jeff he could defend himself with words but Jeff insisted to use the good old punch on the head. He quickly made a name for himself and was invited to be part of the regional Pee-Wee team. Jeff kept the rough stuff on the hockey rink, helping his team to make it all the way to the finals, losing to the Chateauguay Cavaliers (Andrew Stevens would join the Cavaliers a few years later). Dany L.-J. was loved by all the woman of the community, pleasing most of them with his black ding-dong. He actually published a book to train them properly: Dany's L.-J. book . Jeff was closer to his mother, Marcelle Jemima, she was very protective of him, and always there to comfort him with stack’s of pancakes. In 1988 she opened a pancake house, modest family business that slowly turned into a success story. The name Jemima is world famous now and a few Shocker team member have express their love of the tasty syrup [Alain Godard] “That stuff is good, I use it on pancakes, Eggo’s, mincemeat pie… Everywhere, every time all over my body, that’s it! that’s all folks!”. Jeff will eventually be a syrup millionaire, giving him the option to pursue his dream, play hockey [Jeff] “For now him having a blast playing with the Shockers and I want to stick around for a while, we started this shit to win a cup and I'm not leaving before I kissed that thing a couple of times”. Jeff has been seen a few times by fans playing with his rock band “Jeff and the pussy willows” [Jeff] “Preparing my after career, I want to Rock’n’Roll all night bitch and party every day… Live fast, live hard, rocker style... Smack, crack, cocaine… Date rape, glory hole, tranny’s… A bukake of fun!”. The pussy willow's will be performing next Thursday in the parking lot of the Verdun Couche-Tard located 38 Place du Commerce in Verdun. [Jeff] "Come one come all, big party... You get a free 1.18L of Colt45 with every ticket! What, what!!!"

You can see Jeff and the PW Thursday @ 10pm in Verdun (Several Shocker players should attend, unique opportunity to get drunk and clunk with your favorite player). Or pass by the Rinque Next Sunday @ 9:30 and/or Monday @6:30 when the Shockers plays the D-5 Knights and Expos respectively.

Until then, keep your eyes on the ball and your stick on the floor kids…