Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Sullo caught in sex scandal

Team Shocker has yet to play a game and once again a member of the team makes the headline. Star grinder Nick Sullo has been caught at a swingers club located in the east end of Montreal. The event took place on June 7th and was caught on tape by local paparazzi Michael Rutkowski. [Rutkowski] “I knew it would pay off to follow Sullo, he’s living la vida loca… Life in the fast lane”.

Captain Alain Godard stood up for his player mentioning that nothing illegal happened “The girl was 18, I don’t see a problem with this situation”. Seems like he [Sullo] got a lucky break has the girl had just turned 18 that same day.

When asked to comment Sullo said he wouldn’t talk about the situation but we could see a smile of satisfaction on his face. The bartender of this dark establishment [Dominic Duchesne] said Sullo was a regular but never caused any problems. «C’t’e gars fait pas de trouble, y’est assez high class mais y’est aime jeune en criss. »

Jasmin, which was roaming in the area, said he wasn’t aware of the Sullo event “18???? That must have been fu*** tight!!!”. We could smell the hard liquor on Jasmin breath and clearly identified Emmanuel puking near their vehicle.

Has the situation was getting out of control, Boucher arrived in his black Escalade and did damage control. We could overhear parts of the conversation but his [Boucher’s] Escalade was blasting loud ZZtop guitar riffs… Seems like he was lecturing Jasmin but JMan didn’t appear to take the warnings seriously and just left the scene in his 84 Chevette.

Management has refused to comment on this.

1 comment:

  1. I will finally comment on the "18 Year old" situation.

    I really thought she was older than she looked because it was very dark in the bar. That and the mix of alcohol really messed up my judjement. I mean I had my beer goggles on so I could have ended up with an unattractive 40 year old. Let's just be thankful I ended up leaving with a hot 18 teen hehe.

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