We take 10 of the best questions we received from fans and curious blog enthusiasts and picked a random Shocker to fill in the blanks for us.
This week is none other than goalie and teenager girl heart-throb, Giancarlo "Drunken Clam" Capaz.
Q1: How did you get started with the Shockers?
A1: Well I have been playing ball hockey for about the past 6 yrs. First started off with The Blues, then Les Buddys followed by Damage Inc and currently with The Shockers.
The idea of getting a bunch of guys together from work and building a team always struck me, but I wasn’t up for assuming the role as the team GM. From past experience, I’ve lost way too much coins, and way too much wood that I even had the people at Viagra questioning their product. Once our former captain stepped to the plate [Alain Godard, aka “PTB”] I was in.
Q2: In you didn’t play hockey, what would you be doing instead?A2: Not sure. Probably rubbing one out or see Question 6.
Q3: There are always heated moments when you are with a team, which Shocker would you lose it on?
A3: Yes – there have been heated moments in the locker room, but I usually tend to keep to myself rather losing on someone.
However, if I had to choose someone, it would have to be Rossi.
Reason:
I sure I could loss it on him to another level and he wouldn’t even know – that damn guy is always thinking.
Q4: A shot from The Claw at 10 feet or a shot for Chris Diabo at 30 feet?
A4: That’s a damn good question considering that both have injured me during warm-ups [Bloody Toe by the Claw, and Busted Finger by Diabo]
However Diabo’s shoot tends to gain velocity, dips, turns, and curves – Fuck the ball has a mind of its own when it leaves his stick the further he is. This could lead to some serious injuries: concussion, or even a drop in my sperm count. I’ll pass and take on the CLAW any day.
Q5: If you to challenge any WWE wrestler (past or present) to a cage match, who would you take on? A5: I used to be a HUGE Wrestling fan, before ECW was bought out by the shitty WWE. Anyways, if I would have to challenge a WWE wrestler [past or present] to a Cage match, it would have to be the HULK Hogan, the HULKSTER himself.
Main reason:
You deserve having your ass thrown off the steel cage after using a Shitty Ass Leg Drop to KO wrestlers for the past decade. How can that even be a finishing move?
Q6: Shockers’ game 7 for the cup or cheap dance night at the Amazon, where would GC be?
A6: A wise man once told that you should never pay for SEX… with that being said, he’s an Idiot. Definitely @ Amazon’s painting the place white.
I feel phenomenal after my cheap $10 dance, knowing that I helped support a single mother.
Q7: Shockers’ game 7 for the cup or anniversary dinner with the girlfriend?
A7: Four words – “TOO MUCH QUALITY TIME”.
Would definitely be Game 7 for the Cup, unless I some how cross a stripe club on the way there… hey could happen.
Q8: ATM or Drive-by Bukkake?A8: Definitely a Drive-by Bukkake.
I’m all about dropping a load, and bouncing before they even know what hit them.
Q9: Francois Hamelin is growing a mustache, does he look like George Parros, Bert Reynolds or Planter’s Peanut Man with a mustache?
A9: Neither.
Let’s be honest, he looks like Wild Bill or a broken down Theodore Roosevelt
Q10: Alain Godard is known for going “dick out”, do you second guess sitting beside him in the dressing room?A10: Actually, after hearing that Alain is known for going “dick-out” I have tried sitting closer to him in the locker room.
Let’s get something straight, I’m far from being gay, but I for one am curious to see if he has a pony tail down below. Maybe has it groomed like ZZ Top, who knows.
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